Carma, Scootma, Jamma, Rainma.

'Tuhan kalau nak balas sekejap jek'.

Truer words were never spoken, as they say. Funny story really. We..ll.. its not so much funny as it is just a story. Er...

So anyway there I was, on my trusty scooter on the way home. It'd been a pretty hectic week and I was really looking forward to the weekend. Because my sister had just recently undergone a gallstone removal operation (a Gallstonectomy???? cheh. memandai jek), I decided to visit her over at the 'spital.

As I was cruising down the highway, lo up ahead, 'twas the tail end of a relatively long traffic jam. Of course, I couldnt give a rats butt because lets face it, I was the Jam-Cruise-Mastah!!!

Obviously, I scooted and snaked my way through traffic with glee and thinking to myself, 'heh heh, your poor bastards. Lookit me! Lookit me. Eh, waitaminit, thats Faisal's car!!!' Faisals car, 12 o clock!

Faisal's a colleague from work and this was his usual route home. Just to mess about with him, slowly I rode my bike next to his car, looked at him square in the face and laughed the most evil laugh that I could muster and buggered off between the bumper to bumper crawl before he could respond with anything. Oh the joy of riding on two wheels. Wheee!

And just to sweeten the situation, I texted him, 'HAHAHAHAHAH, JAM!' on the handphone. (which was pretty dangerous. dont try this at home kids.Really. Cause lets face it, you cant ride your scooter in the house) Oh the joy of riding on two wheels. Wheee!

About 2 minutes later, my helmet pinged with the patter of raindrops falling. And the patters became louder and wetter. Felines and canines fell from the sky in droves.

And as if on cue, my handphone buzzed. It was from Faisal and it read, 'Hahaha hujan!'

'Cibet!' I replied weakly.

'Tuhan kalau nak balas sekejap jek.' he replied back.

Gahhhh!!! Poetic justice, no? Oh the joy of riding on two wheels. Whee-Shuddup, jackass!

The rain pretty much canceled my plans of visiting my sister over at the hospital so I went over to Cheras and so I decided to crash at my other sisters house. (and got my butt kicked playing Uno against her kids. Damn youse, poetic justice! Damn youse!)

And that is that.