So anyways, it was a crappy night. First, my sisters cat peed on my rug in my room and secondly, I managed to destroy my sisters laptop which I eventually will have to pay for. It are teh Sucks! I'm beginning to think my sisters bad luck. Haha, I joke.
I was feeling bored so I let the cat outta the cage and let it go crazy in my room. One thing about Bubu (yes. Bubu. Dont ask! My nieces named the bastard.) is, its a totally fucked up cat!(Persian btw.) It'll maul your hand if you pet it. But not in an aggressive way. It's just its way of playing. And occasionally when it goes overboard, I drop kick it in the face.
That night, it scampered about in my room looking for things to play with, which resulted in the near-destruction of a computer mouse and its misjudgment of the edge of my bed that made it fall off comically. Stupid cat.
So as I was concentrating heavily on Football Manager, it suddenly occured to me that the room was silent. I peered over and to my horror, my lovely rug had a massive yellow river running right in the middle of it. And the cat looking mighty relieved. GAH!!!! Luckily the rug was sorta water resistant and I dragged the sloshing cat pee over to the toilet and rinsed that shit out while Bubu watched in amazement as this human proceeds to clean its peestain. Sprayed its ass with the hose. That'll learn it! Then I sent it off to its cage.
And to make matters worse, I accidentally slept while the laptop was next to my leg on the bed. Me being the aggressive sleeper that I am, accidentally roundhouse kicked the laptop resulted in it doing a swan dive and landed heavily on its LCD screen. Several cracks were born. Several.very.expensive.cracks!
FUCK!
Im not even gonna elaborate on this because its so messed up. Im out.
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