Ah, screw it!

I find it amazing that how something so simple, like, say screwing something into wall can be somehow be turned into a something lame. Thats right. Lame. To the point that it just plain sucks!

My sister decided had recently bought a retractable mirror which she uses, as she so succintly put it, 'to easily extract the nose hairs from her nasal cavity'. Well, actually she said, 'senang nak cabot bulu idong'. But essentially, its the same thing. Haha, I joke. She doesnt have a nosetache.

Well, I borrowed a drill from the office, and got all the necessary bits that one needs to make a new asshole for the wall. So I got all the stuff, and proceeded to drill. Drilling isnt that hard, really. It's just that, well, if you drill on a flat and shiny surface, you just have to make sure that, you're not fuckin' stupid.

Anyways, I drilled and I drilled and was nearly finished. All thats needed is the screwing. Which I did. I screwed the screw into some plastic bit that's placed in the wall, when suddenly, the little metal bastard screw BROKE! Leaving the broken screwy thingy bit IN THE FUCKING WALL!!
WHAT.THE.FUCK?!?!?! How the fuck am I sposed to screw the fucking mirror when theres a half a screw still stuck in the fucking wall!!! Mak dia janggut ah!!!

Oh, I tried prying it out and stupidly, I tried drilling in deeper but no such luck. That little bitch was stuck in there until either (a) The walls come tumbling down or (b) Fuck you, you fucking cheap screw.

Well, I was in a 'ah fuckit' moment, so I proceeded to drill another hole right next to the fucked up one. Whats okay was that the fucked up hole is covered by the mirrors base. Like so.
In the end, all went well. I got a new non-breakable screw and screwed the hell outta the mirror. It now rests humbly on the wall. Forever...ever...ever... (echo) ricolaaaaa (echo).

Dont screw with a guy with a drill, bitchas.