Here are the rules:
1. Link to your tagger and post these rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs.
4. Let them know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog
Wet tables+wet elbows=WTF!!!
I hate wet tables. I hate it when moisture gets on my elbow(s) when I am at said table. Pisses me off.
I hate clowns. And non-action figure dolls. Yes, Ikin. ESPECIALLY Blythe. * shudder *
'Nuff said.
I may never buy a car because...
Jams are teh suck!1! Bikes are teh pwnage jamz for 200gold. ROTFL @ CARSKTHNXBAI.
Blogging is a waste of time.
'Struth. I think I'll write about this somewhere on my internet diary.
Photography.
I shall join this already saturated line of work once I get my camera. Goodbye Advertising. And thanks for all the fish.
I'm Cheap and Spendthrifty.
To a certain degree. It's a paradox, I know. My situation has been known to baffle accountants, financial consultants, my mum AND my wallet.
I hate hip hop.
Word.
The seven people I'm tagging are:
Lady Noe
Yaya Heska
Rkaru
Wombat
Dila Singapore
Farouk. Oh wait, he's destroyed his blog.
Mae May
Thats it. Sorry wombat. You has been tagged again. You and Rkaru. My pool of blogger buds is small. I'd tag Chuck Norris , but Chuck Norris doesnt blog. How does one blog when everything always ends with death and destruction? "Went to the shop to buy milk today. They were out of milk. Roundhouse kicked everything in the face until there was. Bought Chupa Chups. They didnt have Cherry flavor...."
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
I've been tagged. Kecoh ah, ikin.
Okay. I've been tagged by Ikin. Whatever the fuck that means. Why 'tagged'? I dont know. Must be an internet thing or something. Crazy internet people.
Well, here goes.
1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?
Hash with his stupid 'these 2 dvd's have melted to each other' antics. Long story.
2. What were you doing at 0800?
Napping. Until 3pm in the evening. It was awesome.
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Sewing. Haha. I joke. Who the fuck sews anyway? Dont they have robots for that kinda thing nowadays? IT ARE TEH 21st CENTURY! WE HAVE DA TECHMOLOGI! Okay, maybe not sewing robots. Thats just dumb. Maybe Elves.
But seriously, I was taking a piss on the toilet. Ah, the pause that refreshes...
4. What happened to you in 2006?
I lost my NIKON D70's in '06, if I'm not mistaken.
5. What was the last thing you said out loud
"Kelegaan yang abadi." Said after draining the lizard.
6. How many beverages did you have today?
Bir akar A&W & Teh o ais.
7. What color is your hairbrush?
Real men dont use hairbrushes. We use blades. Thats right. Blades. Sharp blades. Teaches the scalp self defense. Why do you think they call it 'scalpels' ? Realize.
8. What was the last thing you paid for?
RM1.20 for the teh o ais.
9. Where were you last night?
Someplace far and high. =}
10. What color is your front door?
No doors at my house. Because real men dont use doors. I use windows. Tall windows. Made from wood. That have knobs on the sides. That has a button on it to activate / deactivate the Anti-Rotating Knob mechanism. Just in case some salesman barges in and tries to talk me into joining some MLM program or some shit like that. Sneaky buggers, themOkayfine! Grey! It's a grey door, dammit!
11. Where do you keep your change?
Sure as hell not in your pocket, you nosy sommabitch!
12. What’s the weather like today?
Warm. Typical Malaysian weather. Go figure.
13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Shanon Elizabeth.
14. What excites you?
Shanon Elizabeth. In a Princess Leia outfit. Without the buns on the sides of the head. When she was a captive of Jabba the Hutt. Instead of Jabba the Hut holding her captive, it's Betty and Veronica.
15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Not yet. Not yet.
16. Are you over the age of 25?
Im 27. Peh, dah tua, siak. If I was in the 1940's or 50's, I'd prolly have, like, 2 grandchildren right now. That, or 3 wives.
17. Do you talk a lot?
No. But I tend to exaggerrate things that have been spoken by others.
18. Do you watch the O.C.?
Is that like, porn with eels, a Cambridge dictionary and 2 Swedish school girls...?
No?
No.
19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Steven Segal. Oh yea, me and and him used to hang out and kill them Kommie bastards back in the War. Yeah. Once, me and him were chillin with these fine Mexican mami's when suddenly, this one kommie bastard suddenly ran out of the bushes. Steven Segal kicked him so hard in the nads, his ears burst into flames. And then Steven Segal cooly says to him, 'Hey, your ears just burst into flames.' And then everyone laughed. That Steven Segal is one funny guy.
20. Do you make up your own words?
Just for the record, I invented the word 'Kibab'. Which means, 'stolen'.
21. Are you a jealous person?
Nope. Because jealousy leads to the dark side. Why do you think Darth Vader became what he became? Because he was jealous of Yoda's long ears, thats why! When I say ears, I meant penis.
22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
Adi Kurus.
23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’
Klum, Heidi. Oh yeah, she's my friend. We're very friendly. In my head.
24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
Steven Segal.
25. What does the last text message you received say?
'Haha, aku kat bowling ni'.
26. Do you chew on your straw?
No.
27. Do you have curly hair?
Yes. What? On my head? No.
28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Beirut. Okay, the bedroom.
29.Who’s the rudest person in your life?
I can think of no one.
30. What was the last thing you ate?
Kacang dari nasi lemak yang tidak dimakan oleh Faisal. Hek eleh, tak makan kacang pasal takut jerawat konon. Boleh blah aa, Faisal. Ngkau tu lelaki!
31. Will you get married in the future?
Hell yeah!
32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
The Stringer starring Johnny Knoxville. Crazy funny shit.
33. Is there anyone you like right now?
Yes.
34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Eeeww... if you're implying that i had nasty... 'relations', with a plate, 2 cups and a bowl, you're grossly mistaken, sir! Oh...! DID the dishes. As in.. basuh pinggan? Eheh. Cakapahawalawalmanaakupahambahasaomputihnikekadang..eheh...2 hari lepas.
35. Are you currently depressed?
Ask me another 38 fucking questions like this and we'll see...
36. Did you cry today?
No. A wise man once said 'I cried when I lost my shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.' But then, I says, 'Why cry when you've lost your donkey when you can laugh at a man who has no ass!'
37. Why did you answer and post this?
Because people in Japan know Take Won Dong, and Dong Fu, and Deja Fu, and OkiDoki, and the dark martial arts of WemBem ThenkYuMam. I choose life. Hence the post.
38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey
1- Farok
2- Rkaru
3- Wombat
4- Noor
5- Chuck Norris
You dont have to if you dont want to. I most sincerely could care less. heh heh.
Well, here goes.
1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?
Hash with his stupid 'these 2 dvd's have melted to each other' antics. Long story.
2. What were you doing at 0800?
Napping. Until 3pm in the evening. It was awesome.
3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Sewing. Haha. I joke. Who the fuck sews anyway? Dont they have robots for that kinda thing nowadays? IT ARE TEH 21st CENTURY! WE HAVE DA TECHMOLOGI! Okay, maybe not sewing robots. Thats just dumb. Maybe Elves.
But seriously, I was taking a piss on the toilet. Ah, the pause that refreshes...
4. What happened to you in 2006?
I lost my NIKON D70's in '06, if I'm not mistaken.
5. What was the last thing you said out loud
"Kelegaan yang abadi." Said after draining the lizard.
6. How many beverages did you have today?
Bir akar A&W & Teh o ais.
7. What color is your hairbrush?
Real men dont use hairbrushes. We use blades. Thats right. Blades. Sharp blades. Teaches the scalp self defense. Why do you think they call it 'scalpels' ? Realize.
8. What was the last thing you paid for?
RM1.20 for the teh o ais.
9. Where were you last night?
Someplace far and high. =}
10. What color is your front door?
No doors at my house. Because real men dont use doors. I use windows. Tall windows. Made from wood. That have knobs on the sides. That has a button on it to activate / deactivate the Anti-Rotating Knob mechanism. Just in case some salesman barges in and tries to talk me into joining some MLM program or some shit like that. Sneaky buggers, themOkayfine! Grey! It's a grey door, dammit!
11. Where do you keep your change?
Sure as hell not in your pocket, you nosy sommabitch!
12. What’s the weather like today?
Warm. Typical Malaysian weather. Go figure.
13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Shanon Elizabeth.
14. What excites you?
Shanon Elizabeth. In a Princess Leia outfit. Without the buns on the sides of the head. When she was a captive of Jabba the Hutt. Instead of Jabba the Hut holding her captive, it's Betty and Veronica.
15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Not yet. Not yet.
16. Are you over the age of 25?
Im 27. Peh, dah tua, siak. If I was in the 1940's or 50's, I'd prolly have, like, 2 grandchildren right now. That, or 3 wives.
17. Do you talk a lot?
No. But I tend to exaggerrate things that have been spoken by others.
18. Do you watch the O.C.?
Is that like, porn with eels, a Cambridge dictionary and 2 Swedish school girls...?
No?
No.
19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Steven Segal. Oh yea, me and and him used to hang out and kill them Kommie bastards back in the War. Yeah. Once, me and him were chillin with these fine Mexican mami's when suddenly, this one kommie bastard suddenly ran out of the bushes. Steven Segal kicked him so hard in the nads, his ears burst into flames. And then Steven Segal cooly says to him, 'Hey, your ears just burst into flames.' And then everyone laughed. That Steven Segal is one funny guy.
20. Do you make up your own words?
Just for the record, I invented the word 'Kibab'. Which means, 'stolen'.
21. Are you a jealous person?
Nope. Because jealousy leads to the dark side. Why do you think Darth Vader became what he became? Because he was jealous of Yoda's long ears, thats why! When I say ears, I meant penis.
22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
Adi Kurus.
23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’
Klum, Heidi. Oh yeah, she's my friend. We're very friendly. In my head.
24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
Steven Segal.
25. What does the last text message you received say?
'Haha, aku kat bowling ni'.
26. Do you chew on your straw?
No.
27. Do you have curly hair?
Yes. What? On my head? No.
28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Beirut. Okay, the bedroom.
29.Who’s the rudest person in your life?
I can think of no one.
30. What was the last thing you ate?
Kacang dari nasi lemak yang tidak dimakan oleh Faisal. Hek eleh, tak makan kacang pasal takut jerawat konon. Boleh blah aa, Faisal. Ngkau tu lelaki!
31. Will you get married in the future?
Hell yeah!
32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
The Stringer starring Johnny Knoxville. Crazy funny shit.
33. Is there anyone you like right now?
Yes.
34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Eeeww... if you're implying that i had nasty... 'relations', with a plate, 2 cups and a bowl, you're grossly mistaken, sir! Oh...! DID the dishes. As in.. basuh pinggan? Eheh. Cakapahawalawalmanaakupahambahasaomputihnikekadang..eheh...2 hari lepas.
35. Are you currently depressed?
Ask me another 38 fucking questions like this and we'll see...
36. Did you cry today?
No. A wise man once said 'I cried when I lost my shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.' But then, I says, 'Why cry when you've lost your donkey when you can laugh at a man who has no ass!'
37. Why did you answer and post this?
Because people in Japan know Take Won Dong, and Dong Fu, and Deja Fu, and OkiDoki, and the dark martial arts of WemBem ThenkYuMam. I choose life. Hence the post.
38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey
1- Farok
2- Rkaru
3- Wombat
4- Noor
5- Chuck Norris
You dont have to if you dont want to. I most sincerely could care less. heh heh.
Monday, February 11, 2008
You know what pisses me off...?
First off, I'd just like to make it clear that, yes, I'm a biker. No, I'm not talking about bicycles with either two wheels or five or with bells on the bars that go 'ching ching'. I'm talking about bikes with real engines on 'em. But what really nibbles my armpits are those bikes that emit sounds of a whooshing mini jet engines whenever the brakes are pressed.
I mean, seriously: What.The.Fuck?!
Lets not limit it to bikes. Cars as well. Now what kind of idiot would want to fix-up that ear piercing, anger enducing thing on their vehicles??? Seriously, if busses and lorries start using 'em, I WILL move to another country. Really. Thats right. Countries with no roads. Or streets. Where the only mode of transportation consists of you running around (with your feet.), dodging lions and bears and Mexicans and the number 3. (I dont like the number 3. Because it's odd. Geddit? Geddit? No? Fuck you.)
But seriously. Those things piss me off. It's just plain ridiculous. Sure it makes people around you feel as if they're next to a fighter jet but come on, wake up! You've got a fuckin' kapcai between your legs that your dad prolly havent even finished paying for and an add-on like that is just gonna make people wanna see if the bike really flies.
Off a bridge.
With you tied to the back.
Okay, jetboy. Lets see you eject out of this one. Heh.
Next: Mullets. And people with their Collars Up.
I mean, seriously: What.The.Fuck?!
Lets not limit it to bikes. Cars as well. Now what kind of idiot would want to fix-up that ear piercing, anger enducing thing on their vehicles??? Seriously, if busses and lorries start using 'em, I WILL move to another country. Really. Thats right. Countries with no roads. Or streets. Where the only mode of transportation consists of you running around (with your feet.), dodging lions and bears and Mexicans and the number 3. (I dont like the number 3. Because it's odd. Geddit? Geddit? No? Fuck you.)
But seriously. Those things piss me off. It's just plain ridiculous. Sure it makes people around you feel as if they're next to a fighter jet but come on, wake up! You've got a fuckin' kapcai between your legs that your dad prolly havent even finished paying for and an add-on like that is just gonna make people wanna see if the bike really flies.
Off a bridge.
With you tied to the back.
Okay, jetboy. Lets see you eject out of this one. Heh.
Next: Mullets. And people with their Collars Up.
Sunday, February 03, 2008
I oso wanna do this thing too also.
1. Was 2007 a good year for you?
To tell you the truth, I dont really remember. But I guess it ought to be a good one. Nobody tried to kill me. Nobody invited me to some dumbass MLM scheme. I didnt get slapped in the face by a trout. And no taugeh at all for 2007. Okay, I think it was an awesome year.
2. What was your favorite moment of the year?
Lessee... Germany/Switzerland trip. Also, every moment that I got to go back home at 6 ON THE DOT from work!
3. What was your least favorite moment of the year?
Not being able to go back home at 6 ON THE DOT from work!
4. What are your plans for 2008?
Build up my portofolio, get a Nikon D200, establish a name in photography, try to get my hands on SAP so I can be a consultant later down the road, get married. Go to Germany again.
5. What countries did you visit?
Segamat, Kluang, Singapore, Germany, Switzerland, Holiday Plaza, Kota Damansara.
6. What date in 2007 will remain etched in your memory?
'Etched in my memory?' Wtf bahasa berbunga ni. Cakap je la 'that you remember most'. tau ah english power. kemak.
I dunno. I generally check dates when I wanna confirm holidays. Fuck.
7. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Sure as hell aint graduation. hehe. But seriously, my packaging design went public. Heh.
8. What was your biggest failure?
Something's in life you just dont post on blogs. These things that I do not post in my blogs, are my biggest failures.
9. Did you suffer any illness or injury?
I stubbed my toe on a table leg once. I got so angry, I kicked it. Great move, Einstein.
10. What was the best thing you bought?
A processor chip for my olde ass computer. Now I can play DOTA at home. For free! No more stupid cyber cafes. But still, no internet connection at home.... * sad *
11. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
Nobodies. People can act the way they want, for all I care. As long as they keep their fingers out of my mushroom soup, I'm good.
12. Where did most of your money go?
Gas money, food and lodging, utilities, comics, savings for a new camera.
13. What did you get really really really excited about?
Nothing much that I can remember.
14. What songs will always remind you of 2007?
Bicycle by Queen. Reminds me of the sad day of a rushed job at the office.
15. Compared to this time last year are you:
a) Fatter or thinner? It's been a good year for eating. So, no change, i think.
b) Happier or sadder? Just, happy. no 'er'.
c) Richer or poorer? Heh. Richer. 'Nuff said. I'm so rich, I'm thinking of fixing up my shower. Instead of water, there'd be liquid gold. Cant get any richer than liquid gold coming out of your shower head, thats what I say. Of course, I'd prolly explode in a ball of flame... hmm.. needs a bit o' thinking, this. Maybe gold toilet water...
16. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Hmm. Hard question to answer. To not miss Subuh. To watch more movies. To play more games. To actually FINISH said games. To go back at 6pm. On the Dot. From work. To do things that I want to do but had forgotten to do it when I had the chance.
17. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Stupid awkward jokes.
18. How will you be spending Christmas?
Dunno. Dont celebrate X'mas.
19. Which LJ/MySpace users did you meet for the first time?
WTF's LJ, bitch?! Myspace: none.
20. Did you fall in love in 2007?
No. But I'm feeling lucky for 2008.
21. How many one night stands?
I prefer the term, One Night Sit down. Because that's what I usually do when I stay back at Works place. Ah Work, my jealous mistress.
22. What was your favourite TV show?
Family guy. My name is earl. Melodi. pfffbbt!! fuck the last one. melodi, my ass.
23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Hate is relative and subjective. But I'm going to say... yes.
24. What was/were the best books you read?
Terry Pratchett's 'Going Postal'.
25. What was your greatest musical discovery?
French music. What?! Why do you laugh?!
26. What did you want and get?
Health. Murah rezeki. This may sound soppy, but I have seen. People keep whining about the things they dont have but forget about the things that they already have. And how not losing whatever they have is, in actuality, a blessing. Of course, almost nothing is definite in life...
27. What did you want and not get?
Nothing. I'm pretty content as it is.
28. What was your favourite film this year?
Damn. I'd forgotten.
29. What did you do on your birthday and how old were you?
Cant remember. 27th.
30. What one thing would have made your year more satisfying?
A month long cycling trip in Germany. (Germany lagi! Weh, layan dohhhh!!!)
31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?
T shirts and loafers and jeans. I think it'd be 'I can afford better clothes, but I'm comfy as I am, thank you very much.'
32. What kept you sane?
Me. Of course, if there was another question like this, only on the flipside, I'd say, Me, as well.
33. Which celebrity did you fancy the most?
Shanon Elizabeth. And Zaiton Sameon. And maybe Ramlah Ram. Pfffbbbttt!!! HAHA! I crack me up sometimes. The first one. definitely.
34. Which political issue stirred you the most?
The segregation of black meat and white meat at Kenny Rogers. Thats a bit raciamalist, innit? No more KR's for me. From now on, its (free)Subways all the way (nudge nudge Kusa!) Choo Choo! O' course, I hadnt had a Subway since 1999.
35. Who did you miss?
Nobody.
36. Did you treat somebody badly in 2007?
I dont think so nor do I really care...
37. Did somebody treat you badly in 2007?
I dont remember NOR do I really care anymore...
38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned this year?
'Fuckit' is not an answer to everything.
39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year..
Lalala, hari hari kerja,
Lalalala, bosan dengan kerja, haha!
Lalalala, kerja... kerja...
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