First off, I'd just like to make it clear that, yes, I'm a biker. No, I'm not talking about bicycles with either two wheels or five or with bells on the bars that go 'ching ching'. I'm talking about bikes with real engines on 'em. But what really nibbles my armpits are those bikes that emit sounds of a whooshing mini jet engines whenever the brakes are pressed.
I mean, seriously: What.The.Fuck?!
Lets not limit it to bikes. Cars as well. Now what kind of idiot would want to fix-up that ear piercing, anger enducing thing on their vehicles??? Seriously, if busses and lorries start using 'em, I WILL move to another country. Really. Thats right. Countries with no roads. Or streets. Where the only mode of transportation consists of you running around (with your feet.), dodging lions and bears and Mexicans and the number 3. (I dont like the number 3. Because it's odd. Geddit? Geddit? No? Fuck you.)
But seriously. Those things piss me off. It's just plain ridiculous. Sure it makes people around you feel as if they're next to a fighter jet but come on, wake up! You've got a fuckin' kapcai between your legs that your dad prolly havent even finished paying for and an add-on like that is just gonna make people wanna see if the bike really flies.
Off a bridge.
With you tied to the back.
Okay, jetboy. Lets see you eject out of this one. Heh.
Next: Mullets. And people with their Collars Up.
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bro.
awal2 dulu kinda interesting gak.
but bile da hari2 & ramai sgt da pkai
benda jet sound effects tu,
naik nyampah siot.
sape2 yg ade menggunakannye di luar sane, tolonglaa hentikannya kerana
dah x musim. huhuhuu..
sekian saja sari berita penting.
road user too.
Ada ke? Awat aku tak pernah dengar? Oh... agaknya sebab aku naik kereta... tingkap tutup rapat (kalau tak rugi aircond... speaking of which, my compressor konk 2nd day CNY, jenuh tunggu workshop buka) and car stereo blasting kuat2.
Macamana diorang buat? Pasang speaker ke?
farok: that is the why! aku kat apartment aku ada satu brader ni, pasang kat scoot dia. aku kekadang memalam tgh lepak kat bilik baru nak terlelap, tetiba, PWOOOOSHHHH!!! wak dia.
rkaru: yeap. according to fren, theres a mini speaker of sorts somewhere down there thats activated via the brake. or some shit like that.
the way you explained it, it sounds like someone just flushed the toilet.
here if someone parks a car with a noisy exhaust, a few minutes later a policeman will come and asks that guy to park somewhere else because it's causing sound pollution and people don't like it. no joke.
i never heard a scooter or a car with the flushing sound before here so i guess it's a no-no.
ikin: well, the sound isnt exclusively emitted from scooters. its these damn electronic kits that they're selling these days. you hook em up to the electrical system of your bike, any bike, and when its all good, you have the ability to piss people off.
side note: This comment was brought to you by the Word Verification: Ismili.
Speaking of the Word Verification, everytime I look at it, I tried to jumble it around and make words out of it. Damn Scrabulous!
Rkaru: nerd.
WOrd Verification Scrabulous:
ythpeku =
the puky
wawawawawaaaa....
(but the word verificatn is damn real like that)
the word verification for today is:
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salahlaaaahh!!
the word verification for today is:
nichilistic (or how ever shait u spell it..aku bukan dak e.c)
cheers!
kecoh. hahahaha!
heh heh, wombat. beer bottles is kuaci only. throw lah a whole keg. that'll grow some hair on their chest!
actually, people with loud-ass exhaust pipes piss me off as well. memekak jek.
Yeah, Wombat! That'll teach him a lesson. Next time.... wear a helmet.
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