I've been tagged. Kecoh ah, ikin.

Okay. I've been tagged by Ikin. Whatever the fuck that means. Why 'tagged'? I dont know. Must be an internet thing or something. Crazy internet people.

Well, here goes.

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?
Hash with his stupid 'these 2 dvd's have melted to each other' antics. Long story.

2. What were you doing at 0800?
Napping. Until 3pm in the evening. It was awesome.

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Sewing. Haha. I joke. Who the fuck sews anyway? Dont they have robots for that kinda thing nowadays? IT ARE TEH 21st CENTURY! WE HAVE DA TECHMOLOGI! Okay, maybe not sewing robots. Thats just dumb. Maybe Elves.

But seriously, I was taking a piss on the toilet. Ah, the pause that refreshes...

4. What happened to you in 2006?
I lost my NIKON D70's in '06, if I'm not mistaken.

5. What was the last thing you said out loud
"Kelegaan yang abadi." Said after draining the lizard.

6. How many beverages did you have today?
Bir akar A&W & Teh o ais.

7. What color is your hairbrush?
Real men dont use hairbrushes. We use blades. Thats right. Blades. Sharp blades. Teaches the scalp self defense. Why do you think they call it 'scalpels' ? Realize.

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
RM1.20 for the teh o ais.

9. Where were you last night?
Someplace far and high. =}

10. What color is your front door?
No doors at my house. Because real men dont use doors. I use windows. Tall windows. Made from wood. That have knobs on the sides. That has a button on it to activate / deactivate the Anti-Rotating Knob mechanism. Just in case some salesman barges in and tries to talk me into joining some MLM program or some shit like that. Sneaky buggers, themOkayfine! Grey! It's a grey door, dammit!

11. Where do you keep your change?
Sure as hell not in your pocket, you nosy sommabitch!

12. What’s the weather like today?
Warm. Typical Malaysian weather. Go figure.

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Shanon Elizabeth.

14. What excites you?
Shanon Elizabeth. In a Princess Leia outfit. Without the buns on the sides of the head. When she was a captive of Jabba the Hutt. Instead of Jabba the Hut holding her captive, it's Betty and Veronica.

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Not yet. Not yet.

16. Are you over the age of 25?
Im 27. Peh, dah tua, siak. If I was in the 1940's or 50's, I'd prolly have, like, 2 grandchildren right now. That, or 3 wives.

17. Do you talk a lot?
No. But I tend to exaggerrate things that have been spoken by others.

18. Do you watch the O.C.?
Is that like, porn with eels, a Cambridge dictionary and 2 Swedish school girls...?

No?

No.

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Steven Segal. Oh yea, me and and him used to hang out and kill them Kommie bastards back in the War. Yeah. Once, me and him were chillin with these fine Mexican mami's when suddenly, this one kommie bastard suddenly ran out of the bushes. Steven Segal kicked him so hard in the nads, his ears burst into flames. And then Steven Segal cooly says to him, 'Hey, your ears just burst into flames.' And then everyone laughed. That Steven Segal is one funny guy.

20. Do you make up your own words?
Just for the record, I invented the word 'Kibab'. Which means, 'stolen'.

21. Are you a jealous person?
Nope. Because jealousy leads to the dark side. Why do you think Darth Vader became what he became? Because he was jealous of Yoda's long ears, thats why! When I say ears, I meant penis.

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
Adi Kurus.

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’
Klum, Heidi. Oh yeah, she's my friend. We're very friendly. In my head.

24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
Steven Segal.

25. What does the last text message you received say?
'Haha, aku kat bowling ni'.

26. Do you chew on your straw?
No.

27. Do you have curly hair?
Yes. What? On my head? No.

28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Beirut. Okay, the bedroom.

29.Who’s the rudest person in your life?
I can think of no one.

30. What was the last thing you ate?
Kacang dari nasi lemak yang tidak dimakan oleh Faisal. Hek eleh, tak makan kacang pasal takut jerawat konon. Boleh blah aa, Faisal. Ngkau tu lelaki!

31. Will you get married in the future?
Hell yeah!

32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
The Stringer starring Johnny Knoxville. Crazy funny shit.

33. Is there anyone you like right now?
Yes.

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Eeeww... if you're implying that i had nasty... 'relations', with a plate, 2 cups and a bowl, you're grossly mistaken, sir! Oh...! DID the dishes. As in.. basuh pinggan? Eheh. Cakapahawalawalmanaakupahambahasaomputihnikekadang..eheh...2 hari lepas.

35. Are you currently depressed?
Ask me another 38 fucking questions like this and we'll see...

36. Did you cry today?
No. A wise man once said 'I cried when I lost my shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.' But then, I says, 'Why cry when you've lost your donkey when you can laugh at a man who has no ass!'

37. Why did you answer and post this?
Because people in Japan know Take Won Dong, and Dong Fu, and Deja Fu, and OkiDoki, and the dark martial arts of WemBem ThenkYuMam. I choose life. Hence the post.

38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey
1- Farok
2- Rkaru
3- Wombat
4- Noor
5- Chuck Norris

You dont have to if you dont want to. I most sincerely could care less. heh heh.