Qiddas Thinks #2

If I could choose a car, any car in the world, I'd pick an ambulance as my ride. Then, if I was in a traffic jam, I could just switch on the siren and people'd make way for me. Then stick my head out and say, "So long, suckers!!!" Then they'd get mad for about a minute, but later they'd probably start to think, "I wanna get me one of those." Because of me, I'd have made ambulance salesmen around the world happy. I call this the Ambulance Effect.