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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Part 2 of the previous post. I fergot the title. teehee.

Did I mention that Genting was cold? Man was it cold. How cold was it? I dont know. I dont go about carrying a thermometer about me. But if I was estimating a wild guess, I think it'd be between... 'Mak ai, gile babi sejuk' and 'You can hang a shirt on my nipples' cold. Granted, I didnt wear a jacket. But hey, when you look this cool, you dont need a jacket. Idiot. (Me, not you. But you can be one if you want to. I dont mind. Idiot.)

So I went for a walk. Didnt really go far. After 5 minutes of wandering around aimlessly in the hotel, I somehow upgraded myself to wandering around aimlessly in the carpark. How I got there, we will never know. It's a mystery. Like the bermuda triangle. And roti canai. Who knows whats in it.

One thing I particularly enjoy about walking around aimlessly is looking at the people around me. And I have come to the conclusion that people wear clothes. Yeap. Unlike animals, who go about their lives not wearing clothes (in public, even! For shame.) and occasionally sniff each others genitals. Which is particularly disgusting. Who knows where it's been?! Sometimes, these animals act like animals.

Oh, right. Where was I? Walking. Well, Genting hasn't that much in the way of sightseeing. Really. Especially at night. Where not only can you NOT see things much further than 10 metres in front of you, they've upgraded the non-visibility condition of things by adding clouds and fog to the picture. So if previously (at night), you could maybe make out the shape of a neighbouring hill yonder, nowadays, you can't. Amazing! (Im just kidding. Genting has a buttload of sightseeing attractions. I think. Waitaminit, screw that, people come here to gamble and go to the theme park and score with chicks. If I wanted to go sightseeing, I'd go on the internet.)

And so I wandered, managing to not get lost and also trying very hard to look as if I actually knew where I was going. Oh, about the looking at people bit, I didnt really see much things out of the ordinary save for a few things here and there. Oh, I saw Cliff Richard(the old hack) too! He's old(did i mention hack?). Yup, thats the one thing I could think of when I saw him.

Anyway, after a bit of a walk, I stumbled upon Coffee Bean. Y'know, that place where they sell overpriced coffees and teas and other things that can be overpriced. Hung out there for a bit and had me a cuppa overpriced Mocha latte. What is a Mocha Latte, you might ask. Simple: It's coffee with milk that you could probably make at home but somehow decide that forking out 8 bucks for it at some cafe so's you could sit down with your pals and look cool whilst drinking it- is the better choice. Thats what a Mocha Latte is. Got it? Good.

Luckily there were magazines so I didnt really look like some bored idiot sitting alone and looking at passerbys. Which in some cases is fun because sometimes you might see some hot chick in tight shorts or a low cut dress or whatever walking down the road. But not here because lets face it, this is Genting! Even the nastiest of dressers would be all covered up in these conditions. Damn!!!

So, I got me the magazines and, like I said,instead of looking like some bored idiot sitting alone and looking at passerbys, I looked like some bored idiot sitting alone and looking at passerbys WHILE READING A MAGAZINE! Eh? Eh? Smart way of changing your whole persona, eh?

Also, I got me 2 cakes for my mum. And a carrotcake for me. Carrotcakes rule! Who said vegetables arent tasty? Just dump 25 kilos of sugar on it and hey, it's dessert. Only tastier, more edible-like. If its a diet plan, in half a year, you could lose 15 kilos! Of course, when I say 15 kilos, I mean, your left leg. Whats that? Didnt consider diabetes in the equation? Tough luck, stumpy! But hey, look on the brightside: You've got great eyesight! Really. Ever seen a rabbit wear glasses? Didnt think so. (Dont say 'I saw it in a cartoon once.' Cause thats just silly.)

I took photos during my walkabout. But I don’t have time to snatch it out of the camera. Maybe tomorrow. Or whenever! Leave me alone!!!

The end?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have camera???? Bwahhhh...

Anyway Dude, saja nak cakap, semalam on my way to gym (yes, I go to gym, to excercise, not to go to gym, ok?) a feller approached me, to sell something in his bag. It was a digital camera. Immediately I thought of you. No, not because you sell stolen cameras, but... you know. Don't want to go into details, nanti hati terluka lagi...

Anyhoots, I told him to wait, went up to my gym and called my police friend. But the guy with the hot loot must have suspected something cos he scooted.

Why am I telling you this? Nothing. It's Chinese New Year. We're supposed to talk a lot to bring in the prosperities... hey, have you tried the new McDonald's Proserity Foldover? Sucks I tell you... cannot beat the ol' Prosperity Burger.

qiddas said...

tak cite pon, hati gua terluka lagi beb....

oh d70s... dimakanakah dikau....