Qiddas Thinks #1

Once, I saw a squirrel on the ground. Which was weird because squirrels are supposed to be climbing about on trees and darting here and there. Squirrels would make excellent ninjas. But instead of throwing ninja stars, they'd prolly throw nuts. Razor Sharp Nuts of Death. Honestly, I wouldnt want to mess with a ninja squirrel. Unless I want an Acorn of Agony in the centre of my forehead.