Stuck in it.

This is an elevator control panel. The elevator control panel is in the lift. Look at how shiny the elevator control panel is. Isn't it shiny? Elevators are supposed to take people up or down fast. But they can also take people no where fast.

This is the floor indicator. Isn't it a nice floor indicator. Floor indicators indicate the floor that a passenger is on. For example, in this picture, Saddiq is on level 7. But wait, no it's not. Silly Saddiq. Level 7 is where Saddiq wants to go but level 5 is where the lift is stuck at. The lift is not moving. It decided then and there to have a sex change to become a staircase. Staircases dont move. Just like in the movies.

This is Saddiq and Am. Saddiq and Am are trapped in the lift. Saddiq says that the lift is not moving at a very slow speed. Am says the lift is not moving at a very fast speed. Actually both Saddiq and Am are wrong. The lift is actually moving at the bastard speed. Which is slower than the speed of a banana.

Saddiq and Am are still in the lift. Am is looking at his watch. Saddiq is hungry. Saddiq is looking at Am's arm. Am thinks that help'll come in a few minutes time. Saddiq thinks that Am's arm probably tastes like chicken. It has been 5 days since Saddiq had eaten. Steak.

This is Saddiq. Saddiq is bored. It's been 10 minutes since Saddiq called for help on the intercom. The man on the intercom is a cheeky bastard. The man kept asking if the maintenance guy has arrived. Saddiq says he'll go out and check. Saddiq gets really sarcastic when he is angry. And hungry. Speaking of hunger, Am is not in the picture because Saddiq had eaten him. Also, Saddiq was wrong. Am didnt taste like chicken at all!

Finally, after two weeks in the lift, the lift door opens. Okay, it was only 15 minutes. But wait, there is Am! Saddiq is confused. What did Saddiq eat these past 15 minutes? Saddiq is sad to discover that he accidentally had eaten his own legs. Poor Saddiq. Now he is visually challenged. Just like the deaf.

In the end, Saddiq was saved because became the first man in the world to have a leg transplant. Saddiq vows to never eat his legs again. Not even with mayonaise.