Flashback...

So, yeah, I guess its been a while since my last dislocated ankle. Havent had new ones. Which is a good thing. As a Norwegian proverb says, 'A dislocated ankles are like a piece of cheese.'

Weird folk, the Norwegians. Well, they can't help it. Being French and all.

But anyhoo, I'm in a nostalgic mood now. Well, bored really. I can't sleep, I cant play online games coz I'm downloading stuff. So I took a look in my images folder and decided hey, why not put some of the pix of my leg when it was in a sexy blue cast circa 2 years ago. Checkit.

This was where I broke it.

This was me taking a ride.

This was me at home doing absolutely nothing.

This was the xray of my boner.

This was when they decided that using kiddie scissors wont cut through hard industry strength plaster. Idiots.

This was when they were cutting on the other side of plaster.

This is a picture of an extremly bald guy with an extremely shiny bald head. Note the reflection of the lights. That came from the overhead lights of the room. Nextdoor. Now thats craaazy shiny.

Finally, this is the leg in its full naked glory. It has shrunk by about 10%. And I tell you, it smells exactly like roses. If it was smelled from the inside of a camels ass!

Well, thats about it. Just dont j/o to these pics is all I ask. Weirdo.