I think I shall.

Hair.

That's right. Hair.

It's that black stuff on your head that grows outta your scalp for reasons that nobody knows.

Okay, maybe it makes you look more unique than the other guy/chick. I mean, did you know that mirrors were probably invented because of hair? True probable fact.

'Man, seriously, this black shit on my head is pissing me off. Dude, seriously, how do I look?' he would ask a random stranger.

The stranger would say, 'Seeing as that I don't even know you and do not know how you would react if I were to give you an honest answer, I will tell you this -'

And the guy, who was not only smart but extremely impatient would say, 'You know what? Fuck you. I'm gonna invent a mirror.' And he did. Out of wood. As it turns out, he wasn't smart at all. He was as dumb as a brick. In fact, to call him as dumb as a brick was an insult to all bricks around the world, who had bachelors degrees in Being A Wall.

Okay, that rant was pretty useless, I know. I wanted to post something on hair and wanted to be all smart with it and all that I got was some stupid story.

These past couple of years, ever since I've moved to KL, I've been losing hair. That's right. If I just combed through with my fingers, I would get probably a couple of loose strands clinging between my fingers.

Now that goes double for the hair on my head...

So I've decided to go all army and shit and get myself a buzz-cut tomorrow. Why? I don't know. I guess I'm just tired of seeing hair all over my keyboard, my floor, my sink, my bed, my toilet, in my food- EVERYWHERE!

I also bought this anti hair-fall shampoo thats supposed to prevent hair-loss and I figured, I'll just level the playing field and give them hair roots (follicles. thats a fancy schmancy way of saying hair roots) a fair start at growing. That's the plan anyways.

But the question thats bugging me is... is my hair-fall caused by something I ate? Is it genetic? Did someone put a spell on my scalp? Are aliens invading earth and the hairfall is just my hair's way of saying, 'OhfuckOhfuckOhfuckTHEY'RE HERE!' ?

We will never know. But theres a little voice in me that keeps bugging and saying, 'You're growing old, Qiddas.' and part of me sooo wants to punch that voice in the face. Because the truth is... most probably... true. Hair raising, no?