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Friday, November 07, 2008

Shorts #45

'I voted for the other guy,' he said to himself. No one was listening. Still, he just couldn't believe it. His guy didnt win! How could this be. It's a tragedy! The end is nigh! The people have brought it upon themselves, their own undoing!

As usual, he began to grumble to himself. It was a cold morning and people were already starting to fill up the streets and the park. Everyone seemed to having a smile on their faces. Shiny, happy people, he thought to himself. And it was beginning to get on his nerves! 'Pah! This isn't right! The other guy should've won! I voted for him! TWICE!' he shouted out loud. Some pigeons apparently flew away from this outburst. A dog approached him and sniffed around his face.

'GET AWAY, YOU MUTT!' he shouted. But even to the acute ears of the dog, well, his cries fell on deaf ears, so to speak. The dog began circle him. Once, twice. The dog paused, concentrated and began to raise it's hind leg.

'NONONOYOU BASTARD! PISS OFF!!! GAH!!!'

Of course, those weren't exactly the best choice of words to communicate to a dog when you're a fire hydrant.

5 comments:

solehah said...

ape kaitan mengundi ngn fire hydrant.

ni yg nk go all..

"son u on crack?" punye speech nih.hahaha

word.

LOL

solehah said...

k know what.

saya loser.bace 2 3 kali mcm br nak fhm.

ye.saye yang on crack.

maaf3.

*buat muke comel*

abg jgn la marah :D

Elmira said...

hahahah what the hell?

qiddas said...

sol: ahaaa! im glad you got it. congratulisations are in order.

mira: heh heh. eleh, macam baru first time membace blog aku ini...

Milkberry said...

how did he vote?! twice even! omg! don't tell me fire hydrants are aliveee!! eeeeekkkkk!

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