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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

When a woman says, "Someday, I'm going to rule the world!", never EVER say "But you're just a GIRL!" Because one day, when she actually does manage to rule the world, guess whats her first order of business? Thats right. A nuclear bombing of your hometown. The best way to handle the situation is to say, "But then, you wont be able to go shopping, cook for the family, do the laundry, wash the car, send the kids to school, clean the house, take the kids to soccer practice, make dinner, make lunch, make breakfast, wash the dirty linen, change the diapers and all the other awesome stuff that you like to do." Then she'd get embarassed and say, 'You're right dear, as always.'

The world is safe yet again.

1 comment:

qiddas said...

okay. mira. you're just a girl. /run

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