They were the best the friends. Inseparable. They went to school together, played in the playground with friends, went fishing at the nearby pond, talked about girls. Everything. But sometimes, growing up got in the way. That, and ambition.

One was destined to be a Ninja. The other, a Pirate.

As the years passed, they grew distant. Until at one point, they just left each other.They never called or wrote. Be that as it may, they became legends in their own right.

One kicked ass, shredded sweet riffs on his totally awesome guitar, flipped out and killed people all the time, slayed dragons and other otherwordly creatures, destroyed a fleet of planet-destroying aliens, dated hot sizzling ninja babes, while other had a fleet of pirate vessels, dozens of swashbuckling crews, a battery of deadly canons, whenches swooning at his feet, treasure and riches beyond count and bounty on his head worth gazijibilions, and a light sabre-

'A what?'

'A light sabre.'

'How the fuck would a pirate get his hands on a flippin' light saber???'

'How the FUCK does a ninja, a LONE ninja, destroy a fleet of PLANET-DESTROYING aliens?! A whole fucking fleet! They've got like, technology that could melt your weak-ass sword an' shit! Not to mention your dumb ninja ass.'

'Not if I used a light saber.'

'Motherfu- YOU JUST SAID I COULDNT HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SABRE!'

'Well, yeah. That because you're a pirate and I'm a ninja. Ninjas are totally sweet. Plus, we are teh rock, brader. And we can have any weapon we want.'

'Fuck you. I'm a pirate that has a light sabre and thats final, whore!'

'Cant.'

'Why the fuck not?'

'I just stole your light sabre...'

'You sir, are a butt-hole. Im going home.'

'-and your wench too!!!'

'Thats okay. She was your mom. kthnxbai.'