Peperangan dunia Z.

Finally, this flippin' awesome book came out in softcover. Been waiting for ages for those bastards at Times One Utama to gimme a call on the availability of it (they had the hardcover. It'll be a cold day in Yong Peng before I'd buy an RM90 book.) But nooooo.... they decided that it'd be funnier to NOT call me, even though I DIDN'T even give them a fake phone number. Rude.

So I says, fuck them. I'll go and buys it myself from another shop thats NOT Times One Utama! Thats right, bitches! Youse peoples aint gonna get a taste of the sweet,sweet cash from my wallet, y'hear? Dengo tak, bodo?

I went and bought it at Times Pavilion.

To put it in a nutshell- though for the life of me I have no idea why I'm actually describing this book seeing as that you beyotches aint actually gonna put down that plate of goreng pisang, run out of the house and head for your nearest bookstore naked. Also, why the fuck would you eat your plate of goreng pisang naked is just plain disgusting. You disgust me. Unless you're hot. Then its awesome. Please send pics- this book is about the shit that went down in a world thats suffered a fullscale Zombie outbreak.

Thats right. The Walking Dead. Flesh Eating Corpses. Braindead humans. Politicians.

But the different thing about this is book is that it's an Oral History of the Zombie War. I dont know what dentistry's got to do with this sort of war, but I guess the author isn't a complete dumb ass, so I'd guess he knows his stuff.

Wait a minute, I'm beginning to see a pattern...

Bad Oral Hygiene = Crazy Dirty Smelly Mouth. Bitten By Crazy Dirty Smelly Mouth = Turned Into A Zombie. Being An Undead = Not cool.

Heh, thank god I wasnt bitten by the Smelly mouth dude. (See previous post.)

But seriously, it's a good read. I've only read the first few pages and indeed, its exactly like what the reviewers said; its like Mad Max meets The Hot Zone. (Though I might add its like Mad Max meets The Hot Zone and Melodi from TV3. Melodi supplies the braindead idiots part of the whole thing. Go figure.)

Well, anyhoot, all this talk about flesh eating people is making me hungry. Getting my 'Za on. MMMmmmrahhrrr...peperoni....

p.s: on my to-buy list :

Oh, and yeah. The Walking Dead issues 4 upwards.