Bikes vs Cars

I'd just come back from work. My housemate was at home and somehow, some argument came up on how unfair it was that I'm living so close to my workplace and how I, as a bike rider, can snake my way past jams and the occasional red light. Really, I had no part in instigating that argument, honest!!! Okay, maybe not all of it. Okay,most of it.. sheesh. (Pergh! Best siak tempat keje aku ni. Dekat pon dekat. Pastu kalau naik moto, ilekkkk jek. Boley selit menyelit. Pergh... best nye. Bestnye.)

'OH YEAH?! Well, at least, when it rains, I gots no problem at NOT getting wet!' he says.

'Oh, come on. It's not like it rains everyday! Traffic, on the other hand, are on 24/7. Cars suck. Bikes rule,' I retorted. Triumph was in the air. And no, aint talking bout the ladies undergarments.

'Yeah? Well, if and when it rains, you'll get soaked. When you get soaked, you'll get sick. If you get sick, thats when I'll have the last laugh. Har har. Har de har har. Thats right. Har.

'Right. Well, you gotta understand something as well,' I said. 'When theres traffic jams, you'll be late. When you're late, you get pissed. Following that, you'll call your German boss a Nazi bastard. You'll get fired. You'll get evicted because I sure as hell aint living with a jobless bum. You'll live on the streets. Your friends and family'll desert you. You'll have to live under a bridge with nothing but a rented cardboard box from Crazy Eyes Majid. People wont respect you and WILL beat you up for shits and giggles. You'll finally contemplate ending you life by jumping in the river. But you probably wont because you can't swim. In the end, you'll come back crawling to me an' apologizing how right I was that bikes rule and cars suck. Who'll be having the last laugh now, huh?! Kah kah kah. Kah de kah kah! Thats right. Kah. Fool. With a capital K.'

'Haha. Bodo.'