sometimes i dont have all the luck.. part 2

As everyone might've already known, I've been house hunting, or rather, apartment hunting, these past coupla weeks. Never thought that it was a not-so-easy task. First, me and my house mate had to scour ads in newspapers until we came to the decision that it was a waste of fuckin' time!

At least, I thought it was anyway.

Most of the ads in the papers are crap because I felt that they didnt really fit our extremely GINOURMOUS budget of 0.6k's per month. Some of them are crap condos or apartments with fuckin' huge-ass swimming pools or gyms the size of, um, gyms. And saunas. With hot babes in white towels wearing nothing but towels. On their hea- aisehmen, woi, bulan puasa la siot!

Where was I. Right. The condos; all for the cost of 1.4k - 2k+ per month. Which, again, I think is too cheap for our standards.

So we went round Kota Damansara and after a few days of scouting around that area, we got a few numbers and booked a few house viewings. In the end, we landed ourselves a very comfortable apartment by the name of Tania. Yes. Tania. Sounds russian, I know. Probably the sort that likes to hang out in saunas wearing nothing but towel- argh! stoppitstoppit!

It's new-ish, the place. No ones lived in it yet which is a good thing. But what sucks is that theres still a few repairs that need to be done. Damn. All in all, its okay. Really.

Later came the question of who'd get the master bedroom. So me and Adi employed the help of three neutral people to flip a coin to see which one of us gets to have the master bedroom (even though I called dibs on it first...)

Best out of three wins... and I lost. Fuck!

Not only did I get the smallest room in the house, my room doesn't have a toilet, which means that I have to walk an extra 2 feet just to take a crap or a shower! Its unfair! 2 feet, dammit!!!

And just to add insult to injury, Adi decided that it'd be funny to keep the Coin That Made Him A Winner and later paste it up on his door. From which I'll respond by pasting a picture of Anya*, (the third person to flip the coin.) on my door with a big red X across the face.

And Adi, if you're reading this, for winning, I will take a dump. On your bed. Be afraid, biatch.

Okay, so maybe I'm overreacting. Heh.

The end.

*I have no idea how to spell her name. Anya? Ania? Arnyeah? ZaitonSameon?