sometimes i dont have all the luck.. part 1

How much do you value a strand of hair? Mine: 10 bucks. Really.

The other day, I was sitting and talking with my eldest sister when, as usual, she commented on how crappy my hair was and how I should stop trying to look like a hippie. From which I responded with tisnt,I dont look like a hippie, leave my hair alone, woman! Respectively.

As usual, I could give a crap less. Anyway, I stated that my hairs flippin' healthy and I even bet with her that she wouldnt find a single strand of white hair on this side of my top. Extremely confident was I with my mop that I sneered at her as she was sifting through the billions of my macho hair. Thats right, I said macho. Fuck you, haters.

'Tak jumpe punye la, wa cakap sama lu! Rambut orang healthy laaa.'

'Tunggu dulu. Mesti ada ni!'

At that point, we were like two monkeys with one being a sifter and the other the siftee. Or whatever. 'You're like two monkeys, you know that?' my dad said, watching the whole drama thats unfolding and wondering, where the heck did he go wrong.

'AHAH!!!' she said. 'FOUND ONE!!!! PAY UP!'

Crap.