Wait wait!

So its 8 o clock and I've got nothing to do. And when I've nothing to do, I watch me something I've downloaded off the net. In this case it was Supernatural. Anyhoot, the series is fine I guess. My sister's been following it like mad. It's like, every single week she'd ask me, "Have you downloaded the latest Superna-" I'LL DOWNLOAD IT WHEN IM GOOD AND READY, WOMAN!!! NOW STOP BUGGING ME!!! Of course, I only dare to say that if I have a deathwish and also, if I decide that it'd be fun to be homeless in KL for a bit. heh.

But you get my point. You dont? Oh.. um, what I was trying to dramatize there is that I kinda get pissed because my sister, who's a fan of the not so scary Supernatural series tends to bug me regarding the downloadification of it. It aint out yet, summore want to ask if the thing out oredi or not. What the fish! Kang orang tak download kang haa, padan muke. Eh, tak tak. Heh heh. Acah jek.

But I digress.

Anyways, Supernatural. Right. I was watching it and towards the end when hero is about to get shot and the villain was like, "Im gonna kill you! Yes, I am. I will kill you until you die from it. You will be dead. You will be dead because I have made you not live. Yes, that is correct. You will die because you see, its like this, you see this gun? This gun, inside it got one bullet. This bullet, when I shoot you, it will go through you. And then, because it goes through you, you will die. You will die so fast that you'd be like, "Holy crap! I think I'm dead. Because I cant feel my face. Oh, thats right. My face is gone!" And so on and so forth.


Now, in that narrative above, do you see whats wrong with the whole thing? Thats right. Villains tend to talk too much! Not just in this episode SN, but in most movies, episodes, comedies, porn, and cartoons. And you know what else stops a villain from killing his victim. His victim. Yeap. I kid you not. How? Easy, generally, they usually survive just by saying 'Wait. Wait.'

No lie, it works. You should try it. Go out and get kidnapped or something, and when dude's about to shoot/stab/tickle you, just say, 'Wait! Wait!'. Trust me. Just like the time machine I bought of the internet from some guy in Segamat. It just works.

My point is, when villains get their ass kicked, mostly its their own damn fault.

Ok ok. To be more precise on what happened in that episode of supernatural I was watching, (just to clear things up, the baddie in this one was a human. and not a ghostie.) the dude was about to kill the hero. After some villain yakkity yak and he's about to pull the trigger, suddenly the hero says those magic life saving words, 'Wait, Wait!'.

Which in the end buys him enough time for his saviors to drive 500,000 miles to wherever he was in a matter of minutes, nay, SECONDS to come and save his lucky ass. So villains, my advice to you is, do what NIKE sez: Just do it. Because if you dont, you'd be dead faster than you say, 'Wait Wait'.