The first few days since my move to KL...

About a day or two after my move to Mud Bank City, I wrote a few things about my, uh, move to Mud Bank City. I saved it and fergot all about the damn thing. I didnt post it coz my pc wasnt online yet then and I was too lazy to transfer it to my thumb drive so's I could use her PC to connect to the net and post it. Hell, just writing about how lazy I was about not posting it got me tired. Anyhoot, here it is. Or was.

my first day in kl.

Okay, what to write. what to write. here i am, sitting on the floor in my room, together with my pc that i brought from JB. (yeah, i brought my home pc. because it kicks ass.) and here i am contemplating what to write and where to begin. hmm.

Fuck this. I arrived here 2 days ago. Unloaded all my stuff from the car to my sisters house. 15 minutes later, I took a dump. One of the longest and most bestest dump in the whole wide world, nay, in the history of MANKIND!.

Its as if the dump that took place was welcoming me to my new place with cheery splashes of congrats and whatnot. Thank you Mr Dump. I appreciate it very much. Also, thank you for not being liquid. Because liquid dumps such a pain in the ass because it burns the butthole. I tell you, not even royalty dump could compare to the dump that I took on the day of my arrival to KL. Its a very memorable experience. Just thinking about it brings a tear to my eye.

Anyway, a friend of mine helped with the unloading of my stuff and heres a shoutout of thanks to Mr Yoi for all the help. Thanks. And thanks for the directions to Hartamas.

Of course I had to try and see the road by myself. So later that night, I went back to retrace the directions that he showed me. Going to that place was no problemo, but going back, that was a bitch.

I guess mostly it was my fault. I decided that I'd be a bit of an explorer and maybe explore the other side of the highway. Big mistake. I somehow ended up somewhere in Taman Tun Doktor Ismail from Hartamas. I stopped a bit to ask directions from a cuz on the phone(which was wrong in some parts. "go straight after the second traffic light" my ass! it was a dead end you jork! yes, i combined jerk with dork. )

But I found the highway that led to the heart of KL. and 15 minutes later, I was home, having a cup-o-tea while watching hot japanese chicks mud wrestle naked. Right?

WRONG, bitches!

About 10 minutes after entering the highway, I got fuckin' lost AGAIN!!!! Not to mention the fact that I even entered a lane that I had no intention at all to enter. Not that I knew where the other lane went to anyway. But still, I felt that I was pretty much fucked at the time. Where the flying fuck was I? Jalan Ipoh?! Jalan Kuching?! What the fuck! If you're going on to some road that had a name of another state, you know you're screwed! Especially if you're riding on a car that has only two wheels. And no roof. With the safety features of a toilet. Along the way, I had a conversation with myself:

Me:"Dude, I think we're lost."
Me too: "Yeah, pretty much."
Me:"Ooo, take that lane!"
Me too: "Tanak ah. It's got a branch lying in the middle of the road."
Me: "Oh."
Me too: "Okay, lets try this lane. That sweet looking Mercedes just entered it."
Me : "Thats a bus lah, dumbass. Where in Bob Sagett are we now, man? Sesat gile babi ni!"
Me too: "Lessee... we are at... you see that tree over there?"
Me: "Uh, yeah."
Me too: "Well, we're about 10 feet from it. And counting!"
Me: "Bodo. Eh, wait a minute... which one of us is driving?!"
Me too: "Ntah. I...thought.. you were..."
Shanon Elizabeth: "Hi boys. Im going to get naked now."
Me and Me too: "Pergh... Shanon Elizabeth siak..."

Hmm... I blame me getting lost on Shanon Elizabeth. But thats ok.

So, to make a long story short, I just picked some lanes and hoped for the best and in the end, somehow, I ended up where I started: Hartamas! So i backtracked and used the road that that Yoi thought me before and got home safe and sound.

Well, tomorrows the first day. Better get my sleep on. Later.


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And thats that. Sekian, terima kasih. Well, time to get my sleep on. G'bye.