Saddiq and his gun.

This is Saddiqs gun. Look at Saddiqs gun. It is black. Isn't it a nice black gun? It has a laser pointer. The laser pointer is fun. You can fry peoples eyes with the laser pointer. And later shoot them with the black gun. People are meant to be shot. With a gun. Just like Saddiqs black gun.

This is Adi. Look at Adi. Adi doesnt like to get shot. He is hiding. Adi is hiding behind the pillows. He says it is painful. Saddiq says he is lying. Saddiq doesnt feel any pain. Adi is a lying coward. Saddiq shot Adi in the head. Saddiq is a good gunman. Adi punched Saddiq in the arm and hurt Saddiqs feelings. Saddiq shot Adi until he cried. Adi is a lying, crying cowardly sissy.

This is Malikool. Malikool is a professional beggar*. Saddiq doesnt like beggars who are professional. Saddiq shot Malikool in the hands. Malikool now makes more money than ever. He now says he was shot in the hands. People take pity on people who have been shot in the hands. Malikool is an opportunist bastard*.

This is Raju. Raju is not his real name. Saddiq made the name up because it is shorter than typing 'That guy in the Tamil newspaper with the long sideburns and looks like a cheap pimp.' Raju looks like a cheap pimp. Saddiq says he would like to shoot him one day. Saddiq doesnt like his sideburns. He will shoot those off if he meets Raju.

This is a monkey. Monkeys should be shot on sight*. Look at the monkey. It should've been shot but Saddiq didn't shoot it. Saddiq had forgotten to bring his gun. Saddiq was sad because he had forgotten his gun. When he got home, he shot a chicken. Saddiq felt better after shooting the chicken. The chicken was mad that it was shot and it ate a worm. The worm was angry that it was eaten and shot the chicken in the spleen. We call this the Circle of Life. Just like in that Disney cartoon about the lions. The movie is called The Little Mermaid.

This is Hamka. Hamka is wearing a goofy hat. Saddiq shot Hamka because he is wearing a goofy hat. Hamka is wearing something on his face. No, not the glasses. Hamka is wearing a silly grin. Saddiq shot Hamka in the face to wipe off that silly grin. Saddiq was successful. Hamka now has lost the ability to move his facial muscles*. Well done, Saddiq.

Finally, this is Madey. Madey is being shot by Saddiq. Saddiq enjoys shooting Madey because he doesnt fight back*. Sometimes. Also, Madey sometimes shoots Saddiq when he isn't looking. Which is very rude. And stupid. This is called the Circle of Death. Just like that reality TV show called Akademi Fantasia.

Now, we come to the end of our story. Saddiq now keeps his guns in a safe place. Saddiq keeps his gun in a safe place because he is responsible. Saddiq always says, 'Guns dont hurt people. The bullets do.' Saddiq is a very smart person. Saddiq is a responsible person. Saddiq is a smart and responsible person. Just like Chuck Norris.*

*not really.