Chess!!!

The chess craze is sweeping the art dept and the IT dept these coupla weeks. It all started when Man from Engineering and I battled to the death at the AV room. Oh yeah, I won. Er, if winning meant getting my butt kicked by the Horse and later pounded into the earth by the Queen, then yeah, I won. Heh. Anyway Man gave us his chess set so's we could play in peace in the IT dept.

As it turns out, Man, is a chess pro. Here's a guy that we here once thought couldnt open a door with a doorknob without getting help, Man the guy who looks about as smart as a wet sock, yes, THAT Man; who woulda thought he once represented Johore in a chess tourney. Well, its like they say, dont judge an idiotic looking guy by his book. Or something.

So anyway, currently I'm at 2-1 with me in lead against my boss and am at 5-0 against that other bastard of chess, Emmy the IT dude(he's in the lead. whatever!). I havent won a game against him ever since. One day, emmy.. one day... I'll fuck you up good! And you know what I'll do? I'll laugh. In your face! Thats right, In.Your.Face. Not the TeeHeheFunny type of laugh, but the HawHawHawIbeatyourass type of laugh.

Well, off to lunch.