Microwave and hookers.

Friend
microwave blh pakai tak in the end?

Me
hahahaha
well this is embarassing.
the answer is no.
its still sitting on a chair.
your chair.

Friend
jeeez

Me
havent had the time to send it over.

Friend
reason being? you're just too lazy to take it to the shop?
ok i just lost interest
k bai

Me
reason being, oh, you lost interest.
rugi.
i was gonna tell you the awesome tale of the adventures of the microwave.
with dragons.
and blackjack.
and hookers.

Friend
i judge you for still having a microwave that has an encounter with hookers

Me
and i judge you for me giving me one.
that microwave is a hooker magnet!

Friend
it was clear from encounter with hookers at the time

Me
LIES!!!!!
i got home the other day, opened my door and what do i find?
hookers.
hookers everywhere!

Friend
k. bai

Me
bai.
heheheheh
okok
seriously.
it still doesnt work lah.
hari tu try repair sendri
(really. read on the internet.)
still no go.
will try to sort it out next gaji.
raya kopak!

Friend
so sedekahkan sajalah dlm tong sampah hooker memane

Me
NO!
they do not appreciate the warmth of freshly nuked food!

Friend
food don't get warm in there now duh

Me
good point.