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Sunday, July 22, 2012

Helmets and death.


So I decided to rant on logic. A friend posted this on my facebook wall.

thats not anatomically or physically possible. you do not get a blood spray pattern like that with a blaster. its just not possible! a blaster 'burns' at a possible temperature of, oh i dont know, Fuckinghot Fahrenheit! any biological matter would've been burnt to a carbony crisp upon impact! the skull wouldnt, hell, the eyeballs for that matter, wouldnt even survive such a burst of pure energy. so you say, "oh, maybe they used bullets...?" FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING BULLETS! this is fucking star wars! the only people that use bullets are either a)dead or b)really dead. theres also c. but if they're still alive now, they'd probably be dead! to whoever that built this monstrosity can go stick his or her head up jabba the hutts fat green asshole, because without logic, there wouldnt be any star wars. 


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