Stapler was angry. No, he was mad! There was no doubt about it. Nobody messes with my stuff and get away with it, he bellowed.
Paper and Post-It sniggered in the drawer. They just loved screwing about with staplers stuff, just for the lulz. It can get pretty boring, the office being, well, an office.
He'll never find us here, Post-It giggled.
Shh. Yeah. Hee hee, Paper said.
Suddenly the drawer rocked. And they saw, through the glow of fluorescent light, the silhouette of Stapler- his shadow a foreboding presence- with the glint of what could be described as shimmering anger.
Hey, man! Post-It said. We-.. we wuz just kidding around! Chill!
Stapler inched closer. Silent. Deadly.
Paper stepped up, drawing on his full A4 height, hoping this would cower staplers rage. It had worked before...
Keep it together, man! said Paper.
I'll keep YOU together, Stapler roared.
SHA-CLICK!
4 comments:
someone wuz bored at the office?
zing! lol
funny story about that, uh, story. it was cold, i was bored. and the first thing i saw was a stapler and a stickup note. the a4 was a side character. :D
you should write a book. i'd buy it. hahaha but you have to make it shiz funny like this XD
i'd prolly buy it. it'll make a good table balancer. um. yeah. :)
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