A chat on bananas and the male genitilia.

[me] : weh
[Somechick] : yes dude?
[me] : whats black and sweaty?
[Somechick] : errr
[Somechick] : my laptop after taken out from the freezer?
[Somechick] : mana aku tauuu
[me] : dah?
[Somechick] : dah
[me] : semut itam tengah jogging.
[Somechick] : why semut itam?
[me] : um...
[me] : my laptop after taken out from freezer?
[Somechick] : hahahaha seriouss laaa weh
[Somechick] : apsal semut hitam?
[Somechick] : apsal tak 'you after u suck my balls under the charcoal pit' or something?
[me] : you've got a sick sick mind, you know that, somechick?
[Somechick] : hahahaha takes one to know one
[me] : thank you.
[me] : but to answer your question.
[me] : you must first answer me this question:
[Somechick] : okay
[Somechick] : what?
[me] : three women are each eating a banana. the first one eats it by breaking the banana into pieces and popping them in her mouth one by one. the second one bites the banana like people usually do and the third one holds the banana with both hands and slowly stuffs it in her mouth. the question- which one of these ladies are married?
[Somechick] : is this a trick question?
[Somechick] : hahaha u chose a lousy person to answer as well sbb i dont eat raw bananas
[Somechick] : but ok i will indulge in your sick twisted mind games haha
[me] : proceed.
[Somechick] : (husband of somechick): first one
[Somechick] : ntah. third one? or maybe first? can i choose both?
[me] : and you? what is your answer?
[me] : you chose the third one?
[Somechick] : yeah?
[me] : okay. the answer is this: its the one with the wedding ring.
[me] : you've got a sick mind, y'know that?
[Somechick] : hahahhahaa wadahelllllllllll
[me] : sicksicksicksicksick
[Somechick] : mana aku tau cara nak makan pisanggggggg
[Somechick] : hahahahahahhahahahha
[me] : WARKGHKAHKAHKAHKA AND YET YOU CHOSE THE THIRD ONE.
[Somechick] : hahahahahahhahaha wellllllllllll
[Somechick] : hahahahahahahahahaha
[Somechick] : orang tak makan pisang camtu ke?
[me] : manade!
[me] : hold it with both hands pejadah? lepas tu masuk mulot sekaligus.
[Somechick] : hahahah i thought it'd be like if i cakap first one then u say "oh so u feel that way about your husband's penis? nak cincang?!"
[Somechick] : HAHAHAHHAAH OK I HAVE A SICK MIND
[Somechick] : ahahahahhahahahahahha
[me] : this is soo going in my blog.
[Somechick] : hahahahaha babi
[Somechick] : hahahaha letak laaaa
[me] : names witheld, of course.
[Somechick] : yes yes go ahead
[me] : psh... "number 3" BWARGHAHAHAHA
[me] : y'know what, i thot u wuz on to me.
[Somechick] : aahahaha whadayamean
[Somechick] : i am innocent
[me] : and also..
[me] : [Somechick]: hahahah i thought it'd be like if i cakap first one then u say "oh so u feel that way about your husband's penis? nak cincang?!" <--- SAY WHAT?!?!
[me] : THATS JUST WRONG, MAN!!!
[Somechick] : hahahahaha i thought it was a psychological question or some shit like that
[me] : * shudder *
[Somechick] : hahahahahahahahhaha
[Somechick] : like a freudian thingggggggggggggg
[Somechick] : mana aku tauuuu it's a cheap trick question without any insight
[Somechick] : cissss
[me] : heh heh.
[me] : oh well..
[me] : anyways
[me] : reminds me of something i read somewhere..
[me] : happened in malaysia (or singapore, iinm)
[Somechick] : about?
[me] : this secretary was giving her boss a bj in the car
[me] : (or in some places, a 'number three lady')
[me] : anyways
[me] : like i said, they were doing stuff when suddenly, some car accidentally hits their car from behind.
[me] : and she accidentally bit off the tip of the dudes manmeat
[Somechick] : hahahahaha bodoh hahahha tapi euwww and owwww!
[me] : you can say that again, man..
[me] : im cringing as i type this. fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...!!!
[Somechick] : macam sakit je
[Somechick] : eiiii
[Somechick] : i feel bad for the poor bastard though but he deserved it i guess
[me] : yeah. bastard was cheating on his wife. ironically, the guy that terlanggar the car was a private investigator that worked for the wife.
[me] : im guessing the PI got a bonus.
[Somechick] : hahaha for all u know he "accidentally" did it
[me] : could be.
[me] : anyhoot, enough private parts talk for today.
[me] : im'na do some work, later, sicko.
[Somechick] : yeah bye bye d'sicko haha