The birthday. And the card.

28 10. A day the world remembers as one of the most great, no, fantastic, No! AWESOME, no! Heck, theres not even a word that could describe the sheer (missing word) of what the date 28 10 respresents. And so, I have decided to make my own word - a word so great, no dictionary would dare to print without spellchecking it 324,342 times. Behold, the word:

"Fanawesgreaholyshitealiciousantastic."

Holy fucking SHIT!!! THAT IS AN AWESOME WORD!

But I digress.

So, the other day, the people at my office decided to give a surprise party for me. Well, its not really a SURPRISE party, per se. More like, a 'raised eyebrow' party. Or a 'What The-? Whats going on 'ere?' party. Heck, its not even a party. Just a gathering of bosses and colleagues surrounding a table that's got a cake and polistyrene cups and stuff.

It was cool. It was 4 days early, but it's the thought that counts. I think the funniest part of the whole thing was the card that they made for me:

Too true. Too true. Note to self: Remove all incriminating pictures that might incriminate your idiocy(Or awesomeness.)

Okay. I've never seen a female porn film diector. Wait a minute... who the fuck cares about porn directors anyways?

I have never watched porn with her. Honest! At least, not with that huge-ass hair on her head.

Hey, man! Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional! So stfu! Also, so's your face.

Faisal looks like a Mexican Pornstar in this one. Seriously.

Honestly, this is my favourite. Big huge lol's for this one, folks.

This dude stole my get-up from facebook. The cad!

Heh heh. People of the 70's are crazy, man. Crazy! Must be the hairspray. Or drugs. Or Hairspray AND drugs.

This was his own picture from his drivers license. Have a 'good one' indeed!