Joe was walking down the mall the other day and saw a bunch of kids playing in an air castle. Whats an air castle, you ask? It's an inflated lorry tire tube in the shape of a castle. Kids go in and jump around and basically go nuts, flinging themselves on the walls and whatnot.

That looks like fun, he thought to himself and joined in the fun. He ran in and bounced around and played with the other kids. But the other kids looked at him funny but he didnt care! He was bouncing off the walls. IM BOUNCING OF THE WALLS! LOOKIT ME! he yelled with glee.

But the only problem was, he was a security guard.