Courtroom Wars

So, we were in court, battling out the case of the Hijacked Facebook account. (which im totally innocent of any wrongdoing. really.Also, playing around with courtroom big words really makes me look smart. CIRCUMSTANCIAL! HEARSAY! BODO!)

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Adi
oooo orang kasi pakai laptop
dengki di facebook

Qiddas
you have no proof.

Adi
oooo
ok
it wasnt u who used my laptop yesterday

Qiddas
no proof at all.
that does not constitute as evidence.
its all circumstancial

Adi
well
evidence would point out to the residue of a big nosed person typing at the keyboard at around 10.30-11pm
and when x referrenced with the log from facebook
the change to status would have occured during that same time frame

Qiddas
is there any dna evidence? what log from facebook?
would you mind turning in this log from facebook.

Adi
there is

Adi
am subpoenaing them now

Qiddas
rather than attempting to prove an abstract or hypothetical point, this evidence gathering attempt to determine who is responsible for a criminal act of yours is really, well, lame.
do you have a witness?

Adi
well that is the sort of talk that would come from a guilty person such as yourself where all the implicating evidence clearly points out to you

Qiddas
that is total hearsay.
in fact, that sort of talk generally comes from a person desperate for a conviction
and will do anything necessary within the grey boundaries of the law to get it done.

Adi
well copying another persons argument would definitely look good with the jury

Qiddas
oh yeah? heres something that doesnt look good: using a spellchecker to spell 'subpoenaing'

Adi
well im wont be spelling it our on the court will i?
its not a spelling bee

Qiddas
you couldnt spell your own name without a dictionary.

Adi
well you could see one even if u tried

Qiddas
your honour, i object!!!
judge: 'sustained'.

Adi
judge: object schmeject

Qiddas
bodo