Im tired. Really. Advertising is all what they say that it is and also, all what they say it isnt. These past couple of weeks have been kinda/sorta stressful for. The jobs that came in were like crazy tribes of angry... tribespeople that run around attacking innocent graphic designers for crazy-ass jobs (i actually refrained from typing in 'shitty jobs') with a deadline of last fuckin' Tuesday. I mean, really. What the fuck is up with that, man?! Everyone's clamoring like crazy for their shit this and that; its just so fuckin' overwhelming sometimes. I sometimes barely even have time to take a nice quite dump and reflect on the current political climate of Nairobi. I mean, thats some deep shit right there, literally AND metaphorically but do they care? Noooooo.
Jerks. I bet they dont even know where Nairobi is. I think its because they dont like Mexicans. Those racist jerks.
It's Sunday now. I had to work Saturday to rush for a deadline which falls on a Monday. I came in for work at the crack of 10am only to arrive at an empty office. Or rather, the locked gates (of hell) of the company and seeing as that no one was around and I didnt have the keys, I hung out at local mamak for some roti canai and teh tarik. Work started at around 11-ish when everyone came.
Work was insane. If ever there was a competition for Sitting In Front of A Computer and Making Other People Rich, I'd prolly win, like, 34th place or something.
Finaly we wrapped up at 5am the next day. Noor, our resident newbie (she just joined) had car trouble just as everyone was leaving. Poor bastard. Apparently her car batteries conked out and she couldnt start the damn thing. The boss called AAM to help out with the fixing. All it took was a pair of crocodile clips, a car battery and common sense to not accidentally electrocute yourself while fixing up the clamps on the batts. Finally at 6, we were off on our own. Had some breakfast over at some kedai mamak and later got home and slept like I have never slept before.
My Sunday was also spent figuring out the configurations for my sisters damn wifi connection. What do I look like?! Bill Gates?! Wait.. thats prolly a bad comparison. I mean, if I was Bill Gates, I'd be knee deep in cash and loose women that wouldnt know the difference between a USB port and a clothes hanger.
But I digress.
All in all, my weekend was pretty much screwed up. Im sorry, Nairobi. Como estas, senor.
Jerks. I bet they dont even know where Nairobi is. I think its because they dont like Mexicans. Those racist jerks.
It's Sunday now. I had to work Saturday to rush for a deadline which falls on a Monday. I came in for work at the crack of 10am only to arrive at an empty office. Or rather, the locked gates (of hell) of the company and seeing as that no one was around and I didnt have the keys, I hung out at local mamak for some roti canai and teh tarik. Work started at around 11-ish when everyone came.
Work was insane. If ever there was a competition for Sitting In Front of A Computer and Making Other People Rich, I'd prolly win, like, 34th place or something.
Finaly we wrapped up at 5am the next day. Noor, our resident newbie (she just joined) had car trouble just as everyone was leaving. Poor bastard. Apparently her car batteries conked out and she couldnt start the damn thing. The boss called AAM to help out with the fixing. All it took was a pair of crocodile clips, a car battery and common sense to not accidentally electrocute yourself while fixing up the clamps on the batts. Finally at 6, we were off on our own. Had some breakfast over at some kedai mamak and later got home and slept like I have never slept before.
My Sunday was also spent figuring out the configurations for my sisters damn wifi connection. What do I look like?! Bill Gates?! Wait.. thats prolly a bad comparison. I mean, if I was Bill Gates, I'd be knee deep in cash and loose women that wouldnt know the difference between a USB port and a clothes hanger.
But I digress.
All in all, my weekend was pretty much screwed up. Im sorry, Nairobi. Como estas, senor.
p.s: but I am thankful the company's decided to get this:
6 comments:
Crap. u're chelaka-ly funny.
jeles jeles jeles
maymay: manade! thats some serious shit right there, man! wtf?!
emmy: wakakaka!!! tapi satu dulu je. nasib baik tak amik banyak. sbb utk version ni, takde driver utk printer!!! gile ah!
aku tidak. ia penuh dengan kesedihan dan ya, memang tiada kehidupan. sungguh sedih.
dear god, i am so thankful for this somewhat monotonous yet somewhat laidback life you have given me because upah dodol pon i won't trade it for saddiq's... esp knowing that he has to endure this and wear someone else's smelly shoes. amin.
haha just kidding. heh not really.
im wearing no ones shoes lah, ikin! at least... not anymore. gah! i think i might've contracted smellyfeetomisis. probable cures are foot transplants. and death.
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