This is one seriously fucked up post. We..ll.. not really fucked up to the max. more like... a diet coke version or whatever.
Anyway, I got an SMS from my pal Adamski.
adamski: Dude, I dreamt of you last nite.
me: OMG, me too! Wait a minute, no I didnt. What the heck was I doing in your dream, weh?!
adamski: We're in some village & you're being kidnapped by hantu tetek. Seriously. And you were lovin' it.
(okay, as if HE having a dream of ME wasnt weird enough, right now I have to deal with the fact that he dreamt I'd been kidnapped by a mammary ghost. I dont know whether be freaked out or pop a boner.)
me: What.The.Fuck.???
adamski: You had to flip the boobies over to talk to us. cant remember what you said tho. But theres definitely a smile on your face. THATS SCARY!
me: Fuckoff. I wont be smiling!
adamski: Thats what I was hoping too. But u never looked so happy!
(Obviously you've never seen me when I got a Golden Star for drawing a 4 legged cow. And not 3, like the other kids. Dumbasses. Maybe I won because of the radioactive breath and wings... hmmm..)
me: I oughtta kick your ass for having such a crappy dream. It coulda been Shanon Elizabeth, but noo... it had to be some hantu tetek!
adamski: Heh. Yeah. I'll try to dream something useful next time. But I cant promise anything though. both of u look so cute together.
me: Cheh! (end.)
(Cheh?! Cheh?! What?! No snappy comeback?! Sumbitch..!)
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NOw you can make a movie out of it. The Hulk (i.e. you) vs. Hantu Tets. Then, you can have an OST that goes sumthin like "Hulk & Hantu Tets, sitting on a tree..."
Mmm... We can have Shannon Elizabeth as the Hantu Tets!!
Or... did I just ruin ur movie??
tapi kalau nak real...
qiddas sendiri boleh jadi hantu t*t*k tu..
tapi dia kena naikkan berat badan lagi 30kg..
kompom jadi real kalau dia yang belakun
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