Mucha Lucha!

So I was hanging out with Petak and Madey at Petaks house. Before that, we had a kickass buka puasa over at my hotels thai restaurant, Sukhothai. It was flippin' awesome! Buffets kick ass!!! It was so awesome, I ran in the kitchen and dropped-kicked the thai chef IN THE FACE, because I was so pumped of the sheer awesomeness of the buffet!!!111one

And man, was I stuffed. I must've ate, like, 2 cows, 5 lambs and 3 horses. And thats just a rough estimate.

So, anyways, after that, we all went over to Petaks house. Movie night. Petak just recently became 'single' again, maybe for about 2 weeks or so, because his wife just gave birth to a bouncing baby boy, and now, shes recuperating for a bit over at her family's. Heh heh, which reminds me of a conversation I had with him.

'So whats your kid gonna call you?' I asked.

'Dad.'

'Jadahnye "Dad"! Gile western siak!!!'

'Abis, ko panggil bapak kau apa?'

'Uh.. Papa..'

'Abistu?'

At this point, I was thinking, heh heh, ye tak ye jugak ek. He made a valid point. But still... 'Dad'??? Ah, it could be worse. I remember one time, I was in KL in this comic shop and this kid and his sister (browsing for pokemon cards or japanese porn for kids or something) was asking his dad for some shit to buy. Anyhoot, the kids, who were Malay, called their father 'Father' !!! And I was like, 'Hek eleh, "father" siak!!! BAEKLAHHHHH!!!'

But I didnt say that out loud. I mean, those kids probably looked like kids. But they could probably be midgets. Wrestling midgets. Pro-Wrestling midgets. Like in Nacho Libre.

Dont ever mess with Wrestling midgets. They're crotch height. That alone is enough to serve as a warning.

WHICH, incidentally, was the movie that we were watching over at Petaks house. Funny movie. Directed by the same dude that directed Napoleon Dynamite. Man I love the cinematography of both movies. Really. Okay, by this point, I'd be expected to write about the movie, as most people who blog about movies. Cliche! Watch it your damnself, dammit!

Ok?

p.s: I'd totally kick ass if I was a luchador, tho. Plus, the mask makes me look like I could beat up 5 people. Okay 5 kids. Observe:
Name: THE GREAT EL-SADDIQO
Super finishing move: None. All his moves are finishing moves. He could knock out an opponent just by scratching his chin.