The Hulk v.s Superman

And so it came to pass that I had a conversation with Ahilan the Indian regarding who'd win in a one on one deathmatch between The Incredible Hulk and Superman.

"Okay, so who'd win?" I asked.

"Definitely Superman, lah!" he replied.

"Heh, you're wrong. I think, nay, I KNOW the Hulk would win, hands down. No question about it!" I said, stroking my beard. Knowledgable people stroke their beards for some reason.

"No lah! Superman would win!"he said and continued to spew out reasons that I couldnt really remember. Or care.

"No flippin way, man. Wanna know why?"

"Why?!"

"It's like this- When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. BUT.." I said with a triumphant look on my face."

"But what?"

"BUT... when the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris!!! Game Over, Superman!" I says, slapping on my I-Stumped-You face. I love that face. Makes me look younger.

"Kepala hotak kau, seh." he said and was about to leave.

"Wait!!! I still havent told you who'd win between Rajnikanth and Superman!" Somehow, that got his attention. Rajnikanth is an indian actor in India. Very famous. Godlike to some. (No kidding. Ahilan told me about it.)

"Okay. Who'd win?"

"Chuck Norris."

"Shudduplah, Saddiq."

P.s: Oh, and if you didnt know, this is Rajnikanth.